WritersFever

Nick miller is my spirit animal.

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mercutio:
i can see what's happening
benvolio:
what?
mercutio:
and they don't have a clue!
benvolio:
stop
mercutio:
they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio:
people are dying

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Anonymous asked: I was jacking off in the backyard and my dick got bit by fire ants

ugly:

AHAH god damn fire ants